SAP-Solution: satire

SAP's in-house trade fair Sapphire repeatedly prompts SAP CEOs to verbal feats and bold statements. Anyone who suspects anything untrue here is a Pinocchio.

If the SAP images from the Sapphire in Orlando are to be believed, Christian Klein has decided to be the greatest rather than the fastest.

There are currently many construction sites in the SAP realm. Misguided personnel and product policies have created numerous legacy issues. SAP CEO Christian Klein is working to rectify the situation.

The change of personnel in the positions of Chief Financial Officer and Chairman of the Supervisory Board has obviously prompted SAP CEO Christian Klein to clean out and tidy up.

SAP CEO Christian Klein said he wants to consolidate SAP. The ERP world market leader should concentrate on the essentials - someone has tried that before him.

What could Professor Hasso Plattner wish for in his last year in office? The community should wish him good health and itself the preservation of his visions.

SAP organized a partner event in Hamburg in the fall of 2022 with the slogan: We. Needed more than ever. What does the company want to tell us with this?

SAP doesn't hear the voices - the music - from the community and all the seats for the journey into the future are taken. SAP is left behind.

This headline is euphemistic - thus a euphemistic and obfuscating statement, because SAP is in fact immoderate and rude.

50 years of SAP have naturally brought many ups and downs. Until two years ago, things were always looking up. But the crucial mistakes came earlier.

Naturally, S/4 is moving. SAP's existing customers are condemned to still make this ERP version change - no matter what the cost.

Really, SAP is trying, but the ERP is becoming more and more of a pain for existing customers. Naturally, a specialist can be found for every task in the global SAP community.